Thursday, October 28, 2010

Some Enchanted Evening


I hadn't forgotten about it. Of course not. It was just slightly submerged in the tide of other memories until I went over to Marcia's place yesterday and it bobbed to the surface.

It was like this. Thirty years ago. I was freshly separated. A little bruised and raw. Couple friends invited me to one of those dinner theatre "Evening With....." events. A Scottish night, focussing on Scottish literature. So I kilted myself and off I went with them. And the strangest thing happened. The well known star of the show kept looking at me during the first half of the performance. I admonished myself that I was surely just imagining this. How on earth? He was handsome, tall, kilted and his accent and intonation would buckle your knees out from under you.

To my utmost astonishment, he headed right to our table at intermission and asked to sit down, politely fending off the autograph seekers.

He leaned over to me. "Ach nay you, ma wee lassie, and me," he growls into my right ear, "We'll escape after this wee show and spend some time."

Did I pay attention at the second act? Could I hear the rich Scottish burr of his incredible voice over the pounding of my heart?

What do you think?

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28 Comments:

Blogger Purple Cow said...

Oh, you shameless hussy...we want to know the rest!

Thu Oct 28, 11:11:00 AM NDT  
Blogger Twain12 said...

OH MY

Thu Oct 28, 11:27:00 AM NDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you hooked me! So let's hear the rest. Meanwhile, I feel sad that I waited so long to try being single again...this sort of thing doesn't happen much (or at all, ever) at 58.....

Thu Oct 28, 11:49:00 AM NDT  
Blogger Twilight said...

LOL! I suspect you'd have little use for any man who called you "a wee lassie" WWW! Am I right?
;-)

Thu Oct 28, 01:23:00 PM NDT  
Blogger 20th Century Woman said...

Well, so did you?

Thu Oct 28, 01:35:00 PM NDT  
Anonymous R J Adams said...

Are you, then, one of the few who knows what the Scot wears under his kilt?

Thu Oct 28, 02:05:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Oh thank you PC - I love being thought of as a 'shameless hussy'.
Music to my ears.
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:33:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Twain:
Was that envy or finger waggy?
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:33:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Anon:
A crowded room thing happened to me at 53 also but they are so very rare and thin of the ground when we get older. You'd think we'd be more into throwing all caution to the wind then, right?
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:35:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

T:
OMG T, NO!!! He was a big strapping lad and I'm 5'8" so to be called 'wee' was music to my wee ears!!!Plus I come from a family of tiny people and was thought a giant!!!
Wee!! Loved it!
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:37:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Now 20CW, you'll have to wait and see but your imagination will keep you warm in Alaska!!
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:38:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

RJA:
I've always known what a Scot has under his kilt, my dear man.
XO
WWW

Thu Oct 28, 02:39:00 PM NDT  
Blogger marciamayo said...

When are you going to tell the rest?

Thu Oct 28, 07:27:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Pauline said...

oh man! I want to know the second act here!

Thu Oct 28, 09:55:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Jo said...

You can't leave it there! What happened next?

Fri Oct 29, 04:45:00 AM NDT  
Anonymous Freda said...

I'm all ears.... and very intrigued. It would be a beautiful start or end to a novel!

Fri Oct 29, 08:49:00 AM NDT  
Anonymous DuchessOmnium said...

Being called Bonny Lass is quite melting too. Looking forward to the next installment...

Fri Oct 29, 10:28:00 AM NDT  
Anonymous nick said...

Wonderful. But you can't just stop there and leave us all in suspense. Where's the second instalment?

Fri Oct 29, 10:30:00 AM NDT  
Anonymous Grannymar said...

Come on missus, I am hanging by a thread here waiting for the next episode!

Fri Oct 29, 11:07:00 AM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Marcia:
It's a good story and thanks for refreshing my memory.
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:29:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Pauline:
Well there may be a few acts in all of this. Nothing like grabbing an audience, feeds my ego a bit!!
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:29:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Jo:
I just posted today's episode, this is an unplanned soap opera!
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:30:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Freda:
Let's call it a very short novella!
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:31:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

DO:
And the accent would do a cold heart in!!
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:31:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Nick:
Extra! Extra!
Read all about it....
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:32:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

GM:
You'll have to cover your eyes, I'm about to shatter your image of me as a little innocent Catholic Cork girl!
XO
WWW

Fri Oct 29, 01:32:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Katrinka said...

If it was Sean Connery, you are lucky it only lasted two days. He is on record as saying that it's only right for a man to hit a woman if she persists in arguing with him. I used to think he was a sexy man, but not after I saw that interview on film. Now he disgusts me.

Mon Nov 01, 08:05:00 PM NDT  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Katrinka:
No not SC, I was never attracted to him anyway, apparently he is a miser, misogynist and womanizer and devoid of imagination.
XO
WWW

Mon Nov 01, 11:06:00 PM NDT  

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