Monday, August 20, 2012

Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away




There was born the wisest and the most brilliant of all men.

His name was Todd Akin.

And he was the saviour of women everywhere.

But especially of women who were raped, or incested, or molested.

And he even changed the word "rape" to "one of those things."

I think that should become rape victims' theme song, don't you? - "Oh, it was just one of those things"

Because he had a formula, a magic potion.

And this elixir when used, but only in the way, he, Oracle Todd specified, would determine if a rape was genuine or not.

And if real and genuine, this magical liquid would not allow a female to get pregnant from said rape.

Thank you Mr. Akin. And Fox News for allowing him to speak for us.

You are the hero of us womenz everywhere.

We pronounce you blessed.




20 comments:

  1. Come the revolution, sister, we'll make him the first one against the wall.

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  2. You cheer me up, bro, you sure do, I'll bring the popcorn.
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  3. I don't know why they even give people like this time on the air without also airing a rebuttal. Greater stupidity doesn't exist.

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  4. It's true that the monkeys are running the zoo. The problem is that there are more monkeys on the other side of the bars. That's why we're in trouble.

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  5. was reading about this moron yesterday...i have no words !!!

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  6. I hope that the good Senator to be reads this!

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  7. I just signed a petition to get his ass fired. What an idiot! AAAAARrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

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  8. Irene;

    It truly hurts to see our neighbour, once the cutting edge of futuristic thinking regress so appallingly!

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  9. Marc:

    It seems that the critical thinking and scientific minds have fled the coup - or more accurately I would say that only the corporations are putting fools like this in office.

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  10. CC12:

    My blood boils when I think of it, not the fool per se but the networks who give him airtime.

    Margaret Atwood and her Handmaid's Tale were bang on the money and of course 1984.

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  11. Ramana:

    You think he's capable of reading?

    LOLOLOLOL

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  12. Verna:

    It is rough being a thinking American these days, I think Harperland (Canada) is staggering along behind you in the luddite department.

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  13. Sure he is only proving that empty vessels make the most noise!

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  14. As I've just posted on Sparrow chat - Wiki tells us he's a "Master of Divinity"......????
    WTF!!

    In that case where can I find a Master of Profanity for a bit of empathy?

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  15. GM:

    If this thinking weren't so prevalent in the US he would be an out and out joke but to give him airtime on a large network without rebuttal is to send a powerful message!
    Grrrrrr.

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  16. T:

    Whut???

    AND you did hear that Ryan (future Veep) was bestest buddies with him last year/

    It gets creepier and creepier.

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  17. Gee, and here I thought he was the worst kind of nut-case. Shows to go you, eh? ;-)

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  18. Ever see the American version of the movie "Girl with the Dragon Tatoo"? If not have a look see at what the female lead does to her overseer after she gets raped...all men that think as this creep does needs that done to them just once! They just might GET IT after that is done to them, just once. So much for my buddist ways... :O

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  19. He revealed what all too many covertly believe -- as if we didn't know, despite the image they present.

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  20. perhaps what's "good for the goose" ought to be done to the gander...

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