Dear Harold
I am enclosing the final divorce agreement.
Your objections are serving no purpose.
I assure you once again I do not, and never will, care for this patch of land you’re jamming with diggers and trucks along with the neglect and gravity taking care of the outbuildings. Our joint holdings have to be sold. Potential purchasers are bent out of shape at the non-organic state of our yard.
Shame on you.
You are a textbook case of a mangled psychopath.
Your soon to be joyful ex-wife,
Letitia.
Ha! -Kate
ReplyDeleteShort and to the point. Way to go Letitia! And thank you for saying you would provide the prompts for a month next year.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeletebam! mic drop!
ReplyDeleteLetitia, stick to it!
ReplyDeleteWell she had enough, that Letitia. Let's hope she'll be as happy as her name implies in her new life.
ReplyDeleteShe already has a lover :)
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Was a real life Harold ever on the receiving end of epistles from you?
ReplyDeleteNo Ramana, interesting question. To protect my children and grandchild and respecting their father/grandfather's role in their lives, I do not write about my own divorce which would be a horror story.
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Thankee kindly for all the cheers.
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"Mangled psychopath"...good one WWW! Might be a good name for a band too: "The Mangled Psychopaths" ;-)
ReplyDeleteI sometimes feel like one myself lol.
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Haha. I don't know what to say.
ReplyDeleteVery ingenious. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Harold!
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