Saturday, March 13, 2010

Joke du Jour

I couldn't pass up on sharing this one to brighten your day!

Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a Pet-Smart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."


  1. Brilliant joke, I really enjoyed reading it on sunday morning. would you allow me to translate it to Turkish for my Turkish readers?
    Happy Sundays,
    Suat Atac

  2. Laughing my head off as I go to the kitchen to prepare dinner! Thank you.

  3. What a callouth widdle tho-and-tho the ith.

  4. Ha! That was such an evil joke! I'm laughing very hard. Thank you. It was the best.

  5. Nicomedia:
    This laugh needs to go around the world - of course you can share...

  6. That's the second great joke I've read on the internet today. They're like London buses - wait for ages and then two come together. Loved it!

  7. That was brilliant! A much needed laugh - thank you :-D


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