Saturday, November 13, 2010
Things I have learned
Never place any kind of liquid whether in a bottle, glass or cup on the same surface area as a laptop (lesson learned twice).
The best your new man is ever going to be is on your very first date.
If a man isn't successful in life by the time he's forty, he never will be. (This has nothing to do with money.)
A woman is at her most creative and successful post-menopause.
The day your bathroom is at its messiest will be the day some fussypants will want to use it.
There is no deferring the resolution to change one's life for the better.
I've learned more about others by the way they treat servers and attendants than anything else they do.
People who unconsciously wear pet hair as an accessory are my favourite kind of people.
Whatever unconscious faults, defects, irritations and shortcomings are present in a person at thirty will be completely amplified by the time they are sixty.
Beneficial change is possible at any age.
If you want anything done in a hurry, give it to a busy woman.
Unconditional love is an impossibility. But we get closer the more we practice.
My rights end exactly where yours begin.
Freedom is an illusion.
Religion is legalized mind control of the worst kind.
There are no winners in wars.
There is more to be learned on the journey than in the destination.