Sunday, February 19, 2012

Signage

Odd signs around Toronto.

On the back of a Hummer:



Who do unreal men love?

Condominiums are cluttering the downtown skies in various stages of undress being babysat by mighty cranes. One sign read:




And I will damn well marry Charlie next Saturday.

14 comments:

  1. Hmmm, does that mean real men are gay? Or that real men go for dead people? Yours, Confused.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I had a comment in my head all ready to type....
    that was until I read what Nick had to say and the resulting laughter blew it away!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I'm tired of being told what real men want. Who's the self appointed messenger anyway? Are you inviting me to the wedding?

    ReplyDelete
  4. I live in a condo.I know it doesn't love me.Probably because my name ain't Charles Charlie, Chuck or Charlize. Sob!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Nick:
    Necrophiliacs, all of them.

    GM:
    That's Nick forya, always ready to blow you away!

    Nora:
    I am busy finding you another Condo Charlie, balcony or patio?

    Ramana:
    You need to pay attention. Jesus lovers of course.

    GFB:
    It may love you, look for those secret little notes behind your mirrors, the flowers on the counter. And then those guys with the strait jackets will come and......
    XO
    WWW

    ReplyDelete
  6. I'll have a balcony with a view please. It's so kind of you to ask.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Done my dear, would you like him to change his name to something more elegant - to suit your viewy balcony? Pierre? Geoffrey?
    XO
    WWW

    ReplyDelete
  8. My question is, what would Jesus think if he read those signs?

    ReplyDelete
  9. No, Charlie will do. My first hsband was called Chuck.

    ReplyDelete
  10. For the "Real Men", wherever they are:

    I don't care if it rains or freezes
    'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
    Sittin' on the dashboard of my car.
    Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
    Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent
    Take it with you when you travel far.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Joared:
    I imagine Jesus would immediately go looking for the unreal men!
    Xo
    WWW

    ReplyDelete
  12. Nora:
    Ah an immediate sense of familiarity, I like that.
    XO
    WWW

    ReplyDelete
  13. T:
    LOL LOL
    We all need a plastic Jesus in our cars...
    XO
    WWW

    ReplyDelete

Some of you are having trouble, I've removed captcha and verification so we'll see how that goes. My apologies. Blogger is putting up far too many roadblocks. Thanks for the emails alerting me.
wisewebwomanatgmail.com