One of these days I'll actually set up an Etsy site.
And verily again, I will truly totally pack up the 200 megatons of unwanted extraneous crap-shyte in my office and store it in the empty plastic bins on shelves purpose built, oh six years ago, for such crap storage in my garage. Crap storage=abandoned client files which may, at some point, be audited by the CRA - Canada Revenue Agency.
One of these days I will actively pursue a literary agent or failing that self-publish.
One of these days I will wake up, yeah verily, and be one of those highly organized efficient people dressed in yoga pants and floaty orangey tops and bits of spandex and will run 5k either outside or on my treadmill in my freshly magnificent clear space with ocean view followed by one hour of yoga stretches before breakfast and then work 6 hours just writing in my spacious Zen office. And be one of these people who has a laptop for just her writing. And NOTHING ELSE.
One of these days I will get a treadmill and a yoga mat and assorted spandex bits and a floaty orangey top.
I couldn't fry bacon for a grandson in that floaty orange thing -- I'd be on fire in no time, or at least grease-bespeckled. Otherwise, I might want one.
ReplyDeleteAh Diane, we all must dream, life would be far, far different in a floaty orangy thing and there would be no bacon ever as it would offend our delicate sensibilities and yoga and bacon never have mixed. :)
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When you do get such poop in a group, you can give lessons to us all!
ReplyDeleteH'm maybe I could make a bit of coin on it, yeah?
DeletePS I don't even know where to begin with the disaster zone of my office.
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Just avoid purple. Ha ha.
ReplyDeleteNah Not a purple person, then again, it holds stains much better than orange. Maybe purple spandex?
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A lot of people wore floaty stuff in the 6os and I never got on with them, getting their cuffs caught in bus doors...floatiness is a state of mind and I wanted to hang round with the hard, sharp crowd.
ReplyDeleteWhat is funny Anne is that I wrote this tongue in cheek as to know me is to know how unfloaty I am, LOL!
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I'd need to be a slim, young thing to get away with that floaty top and yoga pants and as I'm neither, I will have to pass. Dark slacks and roomy tops are more my thing - and now it's turned chilly - an all-enveloping thick woolly jumper for snuggling into in the evenings. Maybe a woolly plaid blanket draped comfortably over my knees as well. There are benefits to living alone - and my dog never cares what I wear!
ReplyDeleteRambler - yeah I live alone too and never ever wear floaty apart from times in the long ago when I was presented with negligees at an engagement shower. they lasted, oh about 5 minutes on me before they were tossed forever. I'm a t-shirt and pj bottoms (men's because of the pockies) woman.
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Fortunately for me, my cats don't care for floaty orange things that would likely stick in my wheels and prevent me rolling around...Good luck with your office.
ReplyDeleteThe office is worse, E, way worse since more was piled in because of PGs and tidying up the rest of the house. Da walls, dey bulge.
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Is there such a person as a professional organizer in your area? Might be worth a look see...
ReplyDeleteOh LOL - I live on the BACK of the back of beyond. No, it's actually easy,. I just need a heavy lifter to cart off the stuff to the shed and put on high shelves. The barriers live in my mind only.
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Embrace that lifestyle I say! Nothing wrong with a floaty top and mindfulness!
ReplyDeleteOh I am falling down thinking of a floaty top and my D cups huddled within, terrified.
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no no, not you. that’s me you’ve described here.
ReplyDeleteparticularly the tidy office and writing part. floaty tops optional.
Ah we'd have to share this office space and possibly the top every second day. Oh I can see us now. Fighting over the yoga mat.
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One of these days, I will land up on your doorsteps!
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